Hallowe'en Part Two

Here is the second group of Hallowe'en pictures at this link

Jackie and JFK

Tyler and I went out on the town as post-gunshot JFK and Jackie. We started at the Beaver, then the Drake for the Omy Hallowe'en party, and then over to boystown for some more partying. It was a great time and fun to see so many people dressed up and lots of really elaborate costumes, especially at the Drake! Unfortunately it rained, so the crowds on Church Street had sort of dispersed by the time we got there, but we still managed to meet some new people and have a good time.

Hallowe'en Part One

Here are a couple of pictures from Saturday night's Hallowe'en preparations. The whole album is at this link...

shawna as little miss muffet corpse

chris as dr. frank-n-furter

tyler as malevolent harlequin

Tokyo Police Club - God Bless 'Em!

I have been listening to Tokyo Police Club a lot lately and I am loving them. Who would have thought four boys from Newmarket, Ontario could make such a good album? Like many great Canadian bands, Tokyo Police Club are signed to Paper Bag Records. Unfortunately, I think they have become too big to play at a venue where I would like to see them. Their last show here in Toronto was at the Virgin Festival in September. They are back on tour at the moment, and were mentioned on LA gossip site Defamer this week. Here is their most promo-ish picture:

And that's all I got today - very busy at work.

Million Zombie March

Yesterday was the Annual Zombie March that started out across the street from my place in Trinity Bellwoods Park. The event began with the zombies assembling in the pit of the park where they gave out prizes for best costume, best groan, best zombie walk, and scariest zombie. Unfortunately, the roommate and I found out about this event a little too late, so we didn't get a chance to dress up, and just went as spectators. The zombies began marching east from the park on Queen, then north on Markham up to Bloor Street. The funniest part was when one of the police officers there said "it's like a Star Trek Convention"!!! More full-sized pictures here: my kodak gallery zombie pictures

the Zombies assemble in the pit at Bellwoods Park

girl zombies

more zombies

scariest zombie winner with brain on plate

Project Runway Canada

I have been watching Project Runway Canada with various gay boys (who else?) for the past two weeks, and it is remarkably good. Iman is the ridiculously good looking host, and some guy named Brian (who looks like a 1970s movie cop) is the "fashion mentor".


The designers are very good. Most of them have professional design backgrounds and all have managed to really shine during the rather lame challenges. This week they had to make cocktail dresses out of umbrellas. One of the clear frontrunners is Lucian Matis, the uber-hot Transylvanian. He appears in the "My Apartment" section of eye weekly this week. A quick google search has revealed that he is turning into a bit of a local celebrity. This show is on "Slice Network" Mondays at 10pm.

Election Day...

Today is election day in Ontario. I will be voting for Rosario Marchese, the NDP candidate in my riding, who I think will win easily. I will also be voting in favour of MMP.

I was in Sudbury over the weekend for Thanksgiving and had a good time eating, shopping at Costco (giant household products!), Value Village (new fun fur bomber jacket - $20) and Walmart (miscellanious junk), and driving around lots. I tried to get some nice autumn pictures on the drive home but it was kind of difficult in a car moving at 120 kilometres an hour. This is the best one:

I finally got a new camera but I'm still learning how to use it properly.

Here is the newest love of my life: The Sarah Silverman Program

Tyler and I just watched Season One on dvd and it is hilarious. It's really dorky, crude, politically incorrect, low brow humour in a bizarre sitcom format.

I have also been keeping up with the fall tv schedule and watching Survivor (still!), America's Next Top Model, and...wait for it....Gossip Girl!!! The day after the series premier of Gossip Girl, my favourite professional computer geek and sometimes Globe and Mail Style Section commentator Jamie texted me asking "does thinking the show 'gossipgirl' is the coolest show in a decade, make me gay?" I said "yes, very, homo" and then went home and watched episode one, and have been hooked ever since. It's really no surprise considering my love of the teenage soap opera format, but this one is especially good with especially hot boy characters and especially bitchy and well-dressed girls. As Jamie said, it's like Cruel Intentions - the series.

Finally, in an attempt to save money and drink less booze, Tyler and I have taken up World of Warcraft again, and we have recruited Tyler's friend Matti to be on our team. Yes, we are all complete losers!

Vote Out Poverty

Earlier this week I attended an event called Vote Out Poverty at Massey Hall. From what I understand, Vote Out Poverty is a local initiative, but loosely connected to Make Poverty History - you have probably seen their ads with Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, and other celebrities. The event was described as "An evening of culture and politics to raise awareness of the need for a Poverty Reduction Strategy in Ontario" and featured a keynote speech by Stephen Lewis. Stephen Lewis was the leader of the Provincial NDP in the 1970s and is now the UN Special Envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa. His speech was really interesting with topics ranging from a discussion of Canada's role in poverty reduction worldwide, and how badly we are failing in our international commitments, to local poverty issues in Toronto and Ontario. Mary Walsh from This Hour has 22 Minutes was the host for the evening and there were bands including The Hidden Cameras, Blackie and the Rodeo Kings, and others, as well as politicians Howard Hampton, Ken Dryden, Jack Layton, another Liberal MPP and a Conservative MPP (or candidate, I missed who she was)

Food Blog - Are You Gonna Eat That?

Ok, we might chalk this up to intense hunger, but I just found the best food blog ever - called Are you gonna eat that? Seems to be written by a girl from Calgary, but she travels a lot, so there are lots of posts about Toronto and other Canadian cities. Her photographs are fabulous and so are her descriptions of her dining experiences. And based on her reviews, if anyone wants to drop $100 for a seven course tasting menu at Susar, I'm in.

Polaris Music Prize

I know, I'm being super lazy these days and just cutting and pasting stuff, but here's Pitchfork's blurb about the Polaris Music Prize:

The votes are in, and the winner of this year's Polaris Music Prize-- along with $20,000 big ones and the respect and adulation of his Canadian countrypeople-- is...um... Patrick Watson's album Close to Paradise. Yeah.

Paradise beat Arcade Fire's Neon Bible, Feist's The Reminder, The Besnard Lakes' The Besnard Lakes Are the Dark Horse, Junior Boys' So This Is Goodbye, Julie Doiron's Woke Myself Up, Chad VanGaalen's Skelliconnection, Miracle Fortress' Five Roses, The Dears' Gang of Losers, and Joel Plaskett Emergency's Ashtray Rock to claim the title of "BEST CANADIAN MUSIC OF 2007 EVER." Guess Canadians like this guy?

I think I have only heard one song by Patrick Watson and immediately thought "Jeff Buckley". His win kinda makes sense since the award is based on the votes of Canadian music journalists (with Liisa Ladouceur at the helm) and Jeff Buckley is the sacred cow of the music journalist crowd - no offense to Jeff Buckley, I am a huge fan.

Have I expressed my distaste for Canadian music journalists lately? I love the style of journalism found in Spin or Rolling Stone, the NME or even Q, putting musicians in context and giving them a story, but Canadian music journalists take themselves so fucking seriously, it's really sad. I honestly think that they believe they are our arbiters of taste, intellectualizing music, debating the merit of bands. The idea of being a "music expert" is just so completely wrong to me. Anyhow, I won't get started.

I heard the song "Sealion" by Feist yesterday, and on the basis of that song alone, she should have won, in my humble non-expert opinion.

Ontario Election October 10

It was announced yesterday that Native Canadians subjected to the ill-conceived church run residential school system can now apply for compensation under a federal government settlement worth about $1 Billion dollars.
Meanwhile, the leader of the Ontario Conservative party John Tory is campaigning on the issue of religious school funding. In an era where parents have to pay for boxes of Kleenex for their children's classrooms due to lack of funding, I find it hard to believe that there is public cash available for endless separate schools. Can somebody explain this to me? (my bias would be to eliminate all separate school funding)
While we're at it, can someone explain to me why the referendum on electoral reform in Ontario is so grossly under-reported? This is the first referendum on the Ontario ballot since 1921, and yet when I look up "Ontario referendum" on google news, the first option that shows up is an online newspaper that I have never heard of, and the second option is the Brockville Recorder and Times (no offense Brockville). This is actually a very important issue, and since it is somewhat complex, it would help if the media would help clarify it.
Here is the wiki version of the proposed change: The Ontario Citizens' Assembly on Electoral Reform has proposed a mixed member proportional representation system. In this system, a voter casts two votes - one for a candidate (or 'local member') and one for a political party. The local member is elected in a first-past-the-post style election and represents the electoral district, while the political party vote determines, in conjunction with the number of elected local members belonging to each party, how many list members a party receives. A list member is a candidate on an ordered list that a party issues before the election; if the MMP formula determines that a party can have more seats than it won locally, it receives a "top up" number of list seats. Under this new system, the Legislature would have 129 seats: 90 local members (70% of the Legislature) and 39 list members (30% of the Legislature).

New Buddyhead Gossip Post

So, there is a new buddyhead gossip entry up here . Yeah, I know, their posts have been pretty lame for the past couple of years, but I still find them funny. Here's a couple of the highlights:



And this entry about the Vanity Fair article on guys who date celebrity girls...

"There’s really nothing quite like sucking mad dong and not even being aware of it. It seems to happen quite often in our hometown though. There’s an article in the new Vanity Fair titled “I’m with her!” that would have been more appropriately titled “I’m a massive DOUCHE!” The article discusses the shallow and clueless lives of Kevin Federline, Pete Wentz, Steve Aoki, Benji Madden, Cisco Adler, and Joel Madden. If you’re in the above photo, how could you not feel like a giant tard while posing next to Kevin Federline… or the rest of those posers for that matter? Wouldn’t some sort of Dorkus-alarm go off inside yer head when you rolled onto that set and that geek-squad was there? Apparently not. Check out these dweebs make total assholes of themselves here: http://www.vanityfair.com"

End of Summer Update

Hello to my loyal readers! Sorry for the lack of updates lately, I just haven't felt that wordy, and also have been struggling with a cold for the past week.

The Labour Day weekend has come and gone and we are now in that end of summer period that marks the beginning of the Toronto International Film Festival. I read the coverage of the Fest with moderate enthusiasm. The drunken celebrity antics and the red carpet fashion can be fun. On the other hand, I have never been much of a joiner, and hate waiting in lines, so my actual film-going experience at the Festival has been pretty limited - I've never understood the whole process of pre-buying ticket options, rush lines, etc. that everyone seems to get so excited about. Not to mention the fact that here in Toronto most of the films will return in limited or wide-release, and I have no great desire be the first person in the city to see any particular film.

Is it me, or has the Festival celebrity-stalking coverage become sort of boring in the past couple of years? Maybe I'm just jaded, but when Post gossip columnist Shinan Govani declares that Paris Hilton is the Fest's "Celebrity Mascot", I just yawn. Asia Argento is in town with her father, famous horror director Dario (who was in town in late-August for the Festival of Fear), which is kinda neat.

There has been an onslaught of Film Festival "Celebrity DJs" in town. Check out the Pink Mafia lineup here. Two of our favourite reality show rockstars are here for our entertainment: Tommy Lee AND Dave Navarro! Not to mention Hyde from That 70s Show, and DJ AM aka Nicole Richie's ex-boyfriend from the celebrity gossip blogs. Again, yawn!

Tonight I am supposed to be going to Vice Magazine's Festival Ball at the Berkeley Church. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs are supposed to be playing at this event which is RSVP-only, but basically anyone can RSVP, so it's really first come first served. I am starting to doubt that I will get in, but we'll see. Here's a pic of cool Karen O and her band:


Finally, I have been relistening to the My Chemical Romance album The Black Parade, and I love it even more now than I did before! This album is an oddity in the 00's in that you can actually listen to the entire thing from beginning to end...and it's a concept album! So far there have been four strong singles from this album, with four strong videos, but the rest of the album is great too. If you haven't heard it, you really must download or (horrors!) buy it.

Toronto Panhandler Murder

Last Thursday my roommate left the apartment shortly after midnight to get a snack at 7/11. When he came back he reported that there had been a stabbing across the street, in front of the church. This is literally 200 metres from our apartment. The next day we discovered that four people, possibly panhandlers, had been involved in an altercation with another man, and the man had been stabbed several times. It was also reported that one or more of the attackers had been injured and possibly stabbed. Over the weekend the man died in hospital.

Since that time, the media and some of Toronto's politicians have gone out of control. One after another, politicians and media pundits have called for a "ban" on panhandling. I guess we are going to have to lock up every street person, or possibly send them to a different city via Greyhound bus. There have also been woeful articles in the papers describing "the decline of Queen West" a phenomenon that I have not noticed. As a point of reference, my parents bought their house in this exact neighbourhood under ten years ago for about $150K. This month their neighbours, with the exact same house as theirs (give or take), put their house on the market for $400K and will probably not have trouble finding a buyer. The only decline that I have witnessed in the area is the fact that there are now far too many people living there who should probably be living in the suburbs - people who move into an apartment with graftiti all over the front door and then complain that there is graffiti on their door (that actually happened a few doors down from my place). Trust me, I lived at Queen and Dovercourt in the early-1990s and these people would not recognize the Queen West of those days.

Over the past week we have learned that the attackers were panhandlers and the victim was a "tourist" from St. Catharines. The attackers have yet to be charged with murder, although all four have now appeared in court and have bail hearing dates set for the end of August. The investigation is ongoing. Clearly things got very out of hand that night and someone has unfortunatley died. That being said, my fear of people on the street has not increased, I do not feel like my neighbourhood is in decline, and I do not think that a clampdown on panhandlers would have prevented this. Have some perspective people.

Larry Flynt versus the Christian Right

Sex scandals are nothing new in politics, but I have to admit that it is pretty satisfying when the self-righteous politicians of the Christian Right are exposed for their hypocrisy in matters of sexuality. The most recent case involves David Vitter, a (married) Louisianna Senator who is notorious for his "family values" positions against same sex marriage and in favour of abstinence-only education. Recently Hustler magazine's Larry Flynt unearthed Senator Vitter's phone number in the rolodex of the D.C. Madam, and Vitter was also reportedly a client of a New Orleans brothel. Alternet reports that "that brothel's former madam, while insisting he had been a client, was one of his few defenders last week. 'Just because people visit a whorehouse doesn't make them a bad person,' she helpfully told the Baton Rouge paper, The Advocate."
Don't get me wrong, I totally agree with the madam, but just wish that these blowhards for "morality" would shut their mouths when it comes to other peoples' sex lives. I also love the Larry Flynt angle to this story! According to the Washington Post: "Flynt took out a full-page ad in The Washington Post in June to offer $1 million for 'documented evidence of illicit sexual or intimate relations with a congressman or senator.'" Maybe if we expose enough of these right wing wingnuts (both politicians and evangelists) for the hypocrites that they are, we can start to make some progress.

Jen B. - not sure if you still read this, but I sent you a message to your myspace account earlier this week since I don't have your regular email and still have not signed onto facebook!

Preston Manning, Lou Dobbs, etc.

According to his Wikipedia page, "Preston Manning is a right-wing populist politician." Manning is part of the Canadian political elite - his father was premier of Alberta for about 100 years and young Preston founded the Reform Party back in the 1980s. Our Prime Minister Stephen Harper was one of Manning's first key policy advisors. In the late-1990s the Conservative party merged with the Reform party and formed the American-style populist/Conservative/Christian values Reforma-Tory party.
I have a well-defined hatred for these people. In my mind, fiscal conservatism is something that can be debated. My belief that all citizens in a wealthy country are entitled to a minimum standard of living (including health-care and housing) is not held by everyone, and I can accept that. What I cannot deal with is Social Conservatism. I find the acceptance and election of politicians such as Stockwell Day embarassing. I believe in evolution. I am pro-choice. I support the rights of gay people, including the right to marry one another. I am not racist. I believe in the separation between church and state. I consider myself a feminist. I strongly support universal healthcare (a cause that Stephen Harper fought against for years in his role as president of the National Citizens Coalition)
When I first heard that Preston Manning would be hosting a show on CBC radio, I rolled my eyes. The show is called This I Believe and is based on a 1950s radio program by the same name hosted by Edward R. Murrow (who I became familiar with via the movie Good Night and Good Luck). Every day a "prominent Canadian" reads an essay that they have written. I was expecting irritating anti-gay and pro-capitalist rants, and I was completely wrong. The essays have been surprisingly progressive and interesting. It has made me interested in Preston Manning - someone I dismissed for years. Don't worry, I will never vote for the Conservative Party, regardless of how many times they change their name.
Meanwhile, on the American front, I have been thinking a lot about CNN host Lou Dobbs lately. Dobbs is the so-called champion of the American middle class. He even wrote a book called War on the Middle Class His issues aren't necessarily Republican, or conservative, or right-wing. That being said, Lou focusses on the issue of illegal immigration every night on his show. It is my belief that the unwillingness of the American government to deal with illegal immigration is based on the corporate need for undocumented, under-paid labour in certain industries (fish/meat processing for example). In that respect, Dobbs is correct in associating the decline of the middle class with illegal immigration - illegal/underpaid labour = lower wages and standards for legal/documented workers. On the other hand, his rants reek of racism. Recently, he has been promoting the idea that a huge number of cases of leprosy have been brought into the United States by illegal immigrants. And when I tuned in the other night he was complaining about the fact that a federal judge had struck down Hazleton Pennsylvaina's anti-illegal immigrant law - a ridiculously xenophobic ordinance that the city's mayor described as having this effect: "I see illegal immigrants picking up and leaving -- some Mexican restaurants say business is off 75 percent - the message is out there." Really, I find it hard to believe that illegal immigration is such a huge problem in Hazleton Pennsylvania....were it not for this law, I would have never heard of Hazleton Pennsylvania. I am actually shocked by the fact that Dobbs is given a forum to air these views every night at 6pm on CNN, but maybe I shouldn't be. His other remarkable feature is that he shouts down his guests, Bill O'Reilly style, every time they disagree with him.

Happy Birthday Erin!!!

Hey Erin - Happy Birthday! This card seemed appropriate...



....but this one was just so much more me!!

I hope you have a good one - see you soon for some drinky drinky!

xxx andrea

Another Celebrity Trainwreck....

This one is too astonishing to resist commenting on: Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for a second DUI and cocaine possession. Apparently Lindsay's assistant quit late yesterday, and when her mother arrived to pick her up, Lindsay chased them in her car. The assistant's mother called the police to report this, and when they picked her up, Lindsay's blood alcohol was over the legal limit and she had cocaine in her pocket. This is just weeks after she left rehab, and just days after she turned herself in for her May DUI/automobile crash.
In spite of my hatred of drunk-drivers, I actually feel sorry for her. Of all the retarded female celebrities in the drunken/coked-up Hollywood scene, Lindsay actually seemed to have some talent. I enjoyed Mean Girls, always thought that she was pretty funny on SNL, and though bad, her music was nowhere near as bad as Paris Hilton's. I don't see how Lindsay can avoid jail time at this point.

There is a Britney Spears/OK Magazine scandal brewing today as well, but it is being way overshadowed by this.

Toronto, Taxes, Public Spending, Etc.

There has been a debate this week over taxes in Toronto. In a nutshell, the City of Toronto is facing a financial crisis and severe deficit if one of two things doesn't happen: the first option is to raise taxes; the second option is to cut spending. Anyone who lives in Toronto knows that spending on city programs is already too low. My last two trips on the TTC were appalling: over an hour to get from Yonge and Queen to College and Crawford; and 45 minutes to get from Queen and Niagara to Yonge and Queen. Crime in the city is down, but crime committed by youth is rising - fairly obviously a byproduct of decreased spending on after-school programs and social spending in general. The city is responsible for social services such as welfare and social housing which are already ridiculously inadequete.
Critics argue that spending in Toronto is out of control and the government just needs to "get creative" in finding solutions to the budget crisis. These people have a point - spending scandals such as the computer leasing scandal (which involved "Conservative" members of council, as usual) show us that spending habits can be improved, but there is much more to this issue.
In 1995, as part of the provincial government's "Common Sense Revolution" the City of Toronto was amalgamated with its surrounding suburban cities, and social spending was downloaded from the province to the city. The result is that Toronto is saddled with disproportionately high (compared to the province as a whole) social costs, without the power to impose income tax. There was the usual rhetoric surrounding this change, including the typical neo-con natter about belt-tightening, budget-shrinking, and tax-slashing. Of course in spite of the supposed 20% (provincial) income tax cut I allegedly received for my belt-tightening, all of my expenses rose significantly including the cost of public transit, payment for eye exams, and the "health care premium" which is essentially an income tax. Had my 20% income tax cut amounted to more than a few hundred dollars a year, I would probably have found these fees for services palatable, but such is life as a low income worker.
Meanwhile the gap between rich and poor has been rising at an alarming rate (this article is based on the American experience, but Canada is facing the same problem). Wealth is growing in our country - the problem is that it is all being concentrated in the hands of the very few.
I'm not sure exactly what the point of this post is. I saw the new Michael Moore flick Sicko this weekend, and it has re-inspired my activism about social spending and health care, I suppose. Anyways, whether or not you agree with me, I think it is important to be aware of these issues. That is all!

UPDATE: Shortly after I wrote this post, Toronto Mayor David Miller announced that there would be massive funding cuts to the TTC and other city services. One of the proposed cuts is shutting down service on the brand new Sheppard subway line which cost $1 Billion to construct. Some are accusing Miller of fear-mongering, which may be true. I think the issue illustrates that there is an urgent funding crisis that needs to be addressed. There is an interesting debate about the issue at the Globe and Mail here: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070719.wttc0719/CommentStory/National/home not sure how long that link will last.

Posh Spice - The Mechanical Animal

So, I know that this is kind of old news now, but I meant to comment on it earlier....
Am I the only one who found Posh Spice Victoria Beckham's appearance at the Spice Girls reunion tour announcement somehow frightening?
The zero body fat, orange skin, implants, and weird hair make her look like a fembot. I almost like it in a Marilyn Manson/Mechanical Animals way, but somehow I doubt that was the look she was going for.



I am moderately hungover today, after drinking several glasses of red wine last night, and then staying up late watching episodes of My So Called Life on the Internet. I never really watched that show when it first came out, so it's all pretty much new to me. I find the clothing very nostalgic and amusing - the ugly/oversized grunge look - classic!

Meet Die Mannequin...My New Favourite Band....

(Die Mannequin at SXSW)

A couple of weeks ago my friend X asked me if I wanted to go to see his friend's band Die Mannequin at Lee's Palace. I was a little reluctant because, well you know...I'm old...but I decided that it could be fun and could possibly be a bit more exciting than watching 5 hours of television instead.
The band was amazing. Totally big, brash rock n roll, but without the usual Toronto poseur douche-baggery...I won't mention any names, but I'm sure you know who I mean. Of course in my usual nerd-ish fashion, I had to check out their myspace page to find out more...the band is fronted by Care Failure who was the best female front person I've seen in years (X introduced us and she really is as cool as she looks), and it turns out that the bass player is Tony from Cheerleader, who were another great Toronto band I've seen a bunch of times. They have been touring constantly it seems, and they have opened for All American Rejects, Buck Cherry, and Guns N Roses.....ha. Watch out for them, they are wicked.